Korean girls scare me, no doubt about it.
It's not like the fear you feel when you open the fridge and there's no more Juicy Juice, or the fear you would feel when you look on the calendar and see that your wife has penciled in "Mom Visit" from the 27th of June to the 17th of August.
It's more like the fear you would feel preceding a mandatory fight with a man-eating pony. You know you're fast, but not fast like a pony. And you know you like to eat animals....but a pony? Could you really live with yourself if you ate [man-eating] pony meat?
The life of a traveler is complex. Envy it not, good reader.
2 comments:
are you saying korean girls are like man-eating ponies?.....dammit ryan.
No, far from it. I think they're beautiful and intelligent and decently superior to their american counterparts. However, they still put the fear of god in me about as much as a man-eating pony would. Perhaps, in time, they will turn out to be the equivalents of grass-eating pandas, or snow-gobbling kangaroos. Not sure yet.
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