Sunday, July 20, 2008

Spencerology 400 - Final Exam

The other RA that works with me on the Spencer curriculum came up with a test for our final class. Here's a short portion of it:

Spencerology 400 - Final Exam Dr. Elstein / Dr. Finkelstein

Name: RA:

A) Timeline (10 pts) - Place the following events in chronological order, starting with the earliest.
1) Southern American accent begins rapid ascension in Northern France.
2) Spencer is site director of the Harvard site.
3) Spencer leads Manitoba motorcycle gang.
4) Spencer defeats mother bear.
5) Spencer endures a rather unfortunate MapQuest error.
6) Cubs gore 5 police officers.
7) Spencer implements crucial changes at CTY.
8) Spencer sets record at the London International Chubby Bunny Contest.
9) She doesn't call.
10) She does call.

Section B is multiple choice, C is true and false, and D is short answer. One of my favorite questions is section E though.

E) Short Answer II (100 pts) - Fill in the blank.
I'm thinking of a word:__________

For those of you wondering, the correct answer is "macaroni." Of the 70 kids that took the test, no one got it right.

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