Perhaps the best way to go about my wordlessness is to use a tactic that past girlfriends have taught me:

This morning I ate a bowl of cream of wheat, and mixed in a little brown sugar with it, cause cane sugar just doesn't taste as good.
I was still hungry after that, so I ordered some Dutch Fries from a local vendor. I wasn't too sure what Dutch Fries were, but I figured "When in Rome...". It turned out to be some homefries with sausage and cheese and onions. It was greasy, but good.
Later on, I was at the store and I was craving a sandwich, so I bought some turkey and some nice bread, and when I got back to the house I combined those items with mayo and mustard and some lettuce to make a great sandwich.
Then I took a nap and when I woke up I wasn't that hungry but I really wanted another sandwich so I made the same thing except that I cut the cheese thicker this time cause it was too thin last time but this time it came out too thick so I was a little disappointed.
And that's everything I ate today.

Depending on how well this post is received, I will consider doing a post about some recent exciting additions to my wardrobe. Keep your fingers crossed.

p.s. I didn't post a picture because I'm sure there is no picture that can represent the vast relevance of this post to your life.