6/06/08
Dear Diary:
I helped a balloon land today. I wasn't scheduled to do that, it just sort of happened. You see, I was on my way home from the gym, and there was a hot air balloon in the middle of the road with a bunch of people tugging on it. I couldn't pass through, so I pulled off to the side and helped pull the balloon out of the road.
I think the reason I helped was because I wanted to protest against the way people from Connecticut treat their hit-and-run victims. I wanted to believe that here in Pennsylvania, not only do we treat our hit-and-run victims better, but we also treat our runaway hot-air balloons with the care and respect they rightfully deserve.